Lock up your daughters





I'm making cottage pie - in an attractively insouciant/half-arsed manner - and concerned fathers all over London are double-bolting the back door and removing the drainpipes.
I won't get to eat it till after Spanish lesson. Be sure to check back for updates, ladies. I haven't had a shave all week.

<LATER> It's just come out of the oven, though you're not going to get a photo - my phone battery's dead. And, ladies, it's a corker. I'm only sorry you're not here to enjoy it.

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